What I Heard

I was sitting in my chiropractor’s office waiting area and his secretary (mid-to-late 30s somewhat attractive and fit) was talking to someone she knew telling a story when she said, “…I left it in the dining room and was just out of the shower so I went in to get it. You know how we have those big picture windows on that busy corner, so I guess if anyone drove by they got a show…” I was kinda shocked as there were three or so of us waiting and here she is telling everyone she’s an exhibitionist!