epic

So this one was epic mostly because it happened to a total bitch. The county decided that all fire departments were going to have people appointed by the board of supervisors to observe and inspect all the fire stations to observe the efficiency, equality, and basically wokeness. So they send out this woman who is probably in her mid to late 40’s. She was not thin but not obese. She had blond hair and too much makeup. She was wearing a black pants suit. She basically just followed us around with a clip board writing things down. “Pretend I am not here.” “Just carry on as if I were not here.”

Anyway, she had her zipper down. Because her pants were a bit too small, they gaped open quite a bit. She was wearing sheerish grey panties and she was not a natural blond . You could not see below the top 1.5″ of bush or so. It gets better. No one told her including our female firefighters and she did not notice until she went to the bathroom after walking around like that for around four hours. I happened to be within sight of the bathroom when she came out and she was beet red and acted more pissy than normal. This is not something that really gets my rocks off but it was satisfying.